We do not provide services or sell products to children. By accessing or using the Website, and/or registering for Monkey Buys Houses membership, you represent and warrant that you are at least eighteen (18) years of age.
You may not use the Website in violation of the Terms of Service, in violation of any applicable laws or regulations, or to violate the rights of any person or entity. Without limiting the foregoing, you may not: impersonate another Website user; attempt to gain unauthorized access to any other user’s information or any other private areas of the Website; use the Website for advertising, promotional or other commercial purposes, except in those forums (if any) where such activities are expressly permitted; use automated means, including but not limited to scripts, spiders, robots, crawlers, or data mining tools, to post content to or download content from the Website; engage in any activity that disrupts, diminishes the quality of, interferes with the performance of, or impairs the functionality of the Website; “stalk” or otherwise harass anyone, or contact any user that has not specifically asked to be contacted; engage in or promote any activity, or post or transmit any content, that is illegal, threatening, abusive, offensive, obscene, harassing, defamatory, deceptive, false, misleading, inaccurate, unsafe, invasive of another’s privacy, or endangering of minors in any way; promote discrimination of any kind against any group or individual; or infringe the copyrights or other intellectual property rights of us or any third party.
MODIFICATIONS AND TERMINATIONS
We hereby grant to you a personal, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to use the Website and, if applicable, membership on any computer that you own or control, solely for your own business purposes, and solely for the Website’s and membership’s intended purpose and in compliance will all applicable laws and regulations. You understand that we reserve the right to terminate your license to use our Website, access our Website, and/or terminate your membership at any time and for any reason, and/or take other action, with or without prior notice to you.
Other users or third parties may make services or goods available through the Website. You understand that we do not verify the qualifications of such users or third parties, nor do we evaluate or control in any ongoing manner exchanges between you and such third parties. We have no control over and assume no responsibility for the content posted by other users or members of the Website. It is possible that other users may post offensive or inappropriate content, and that you may view or be involuntarily exposed to such offensive or inappropriate content. We do not approve of such conduct. However, we are not responsible for the content or conduct of other users of the Website, and shall have no liability for any actions or inaction taken in connection therewith. Content is not necessarily reviewed by us prior to posting and does not necessarily reflect the opinions of us. We make no representations or warranties, express or implied, as to the content submitted by users, and shall have no obligation to modify or remove inaccurate or inappropriate content.
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INFORMATION ON OUR WEBSITE SHOULD NOT NECESSARILY BE RELIED UPON AND SHOULD NOT TO BE CONSTRUED TO BE PROFESSIONAL ADVICE FROM US. WE DO NOT GUARANTEE THE ACCURACY OR COMPLETENESS OF ANY OF THE INFORMATION PROVIDED, AND ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY LOSS RESULTING FROM YOUR RELIANCE ON SUCH INFORMATION.
If your jurisdiction does not allow limitations on warranties, this limitation may not apply to you. Your sole and exclusive remedy relating to your use of the site shall be to discontinue using the site.
LIMITATIONS ON LIABILITY.
OBSCENE AND OFFENSIVE CONTENT
We are not responsible for any obscene, slanderous or offensive content that you receive or view from others while using our Website. However, if you do receive or view such content, please contact us by e-mail to [email protected] so that we can investigate the matter. Although we are not obligated to do so, we reserve the right to monitor, investigate, and remove obscene, slanderous or offensive material posted to our Website.
COMPLIANCE WITH GOVERNING LAW AND DISPUTE RESOLUTION
You agree to obey all applicable laws while using our Website.
You agree that the laws of TX govern these terms and conditions of use without regard to conflicts of laws provisions.
You also agree that any dispute between you and us, excluding any intellectual property right infringement claims we pursue against you, shall be settled solely by confidential binding arbitration per the American Arbitration Association commercial arbitration rules. All claims must arbitrate on an individual basis, and cannot be consolidated in any arbitration with any claim or controversy of anyone else. All arbitration must occur in St. Louis Missouri, United States. Each party shall bear one half of the arbitration fees and costs incurred, and each party is responsible for its own lawyer fees.
HOW TO CONTACT US
Any questions or concerns about these terms and conditions of use should be brought to our attention by e-mail to [email protected], and providing us with information relating to your concern. You may also mail your concerns to us at the following address:
Monkey Buys Houses
2140 Hall Jonhson Road
Grapevine, TX 76051
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